i am thrilled to announce that on the glorious day of January 20, 2009 history was made-- i met fatjew!!! i walked right up to that fatty and told him to stop toying with my cyber heart. i said fatjew you better pour colt45 all down my ass crack and lick it up right here on this dance floor or we're over. naturally he was into that and we fell into real-life love and are getting married and having babies and houses. no more hookers for daddy
